Jaxon-isms.

Funny things Jaxon has said or done recently, that I don't want to forget!

"A is for Jaxon, A is for Cohen, A is for Aunt Kallie, A is for Lala, A is for Cooper."

"Cohen, wook!  Dats affsome!" (awesome)

"Dats sssgusting..." (disgusting)...referring to a bite he took of dinner.

"Mommy, Cohen hit me.  Ouchy."  (while Cohen is buckled in his car seat 2-3 feet away from him)

"Cohen, I count to 3.  One...twooo...freee!  Time out!"

After doing the big job on the potty, he said to himself  "Dax, I so proud of you."

"Don't go in road, Mommy.  That's owie.  And a big spankin'."

"Where's my honey's?" (undies)

"Yes, mate." (ma'am)

::gasp:: "Daddy pooped!"  (he totally didn't, by the way.)

"McQueen, don't crash.  One more time, and dats a time out."

"Hewoaah, Gramma?  It's Dax."

Tyler was telling Jaxon to come so he could help him get dressed, everyone gets dressed each day.  Jaxon replied "Daddy help Dax get dressed, Daddy help Cohen get dressed, Daddy help Aunt Kallie get dressed......"  (ummm?  ha!)

"1...2...3...:long pause:...7...8...9...10!!!"

"Mommy, push the butt please." (button)

I said to him "hurry, Frank!" (inside joke with my family)... he replied "I not Fank. I Daxon."

I love love love this stage... he's finally talking so much, and the things that come out of his mouth make me laugh real hard.

Anything funny come out of your childs mouth lately?