What to do when your iPad shatters.

1. Pick your stomach up from the floor.
2. Try not to cry.
3. Try not to panic.
4. Start rehearsing how you're going to tell your husband.
5. Remind yourself that accidents happen.
6. Wonder why the iPad has a glass screen to begin with.
7. Tell yourself it doesn't matter in the end.
8. Eat an extra piece of pizza.
9. Pour yourself a glass of wine.
10. Help yourself to an extra serving of ice cream.
11. Be grateful it's a shattered screen and not a shattered child.
12. Tell yourself that everyone is too dependent on technology.
13. Remind yourself that they didn't even have technology in Bible times.
14. Wonder how people survived before Google.
15. Contemplate how to get it fixed.
16. Practice patience when your husband gets upset.
17. Order bubble wrap for all electronic devices.
18. Go to bed and dream about a world full of not-glass-screen iPads.
19. Question why you got the stupid thing to begin with.
20. Be thankful that you don't need worldly things to be happy.

Shoot.