Q&A w/ Chad

Chad asked the following questions...

Are you Jimmy Ray?
Guess you'll never know.

What part of driving to work each day is your favorite?
Any part that I'm talking to God... okay, I know not the answer you were looking for, but I really do try and pray on my way to work each day.

Would you prefer to drive in reverse all the time if given the option?
Absolutely not. I would crash and burn within 100 yards of starting.

What does it feel like to have a nose ring?
You actually can't even feel it. The only time you feel anything or can tell that something is there is when you are changing it, blowing your nose, or trying to pick that annoying booger that is tickling your nose and now you can't reach it because the ring is in the way.

Have you ever flipped anyone off with your toes?
I wish. That would be amazing.

Name a time when you farted in public.
Did you know that the average person farts 14 times a day? And considering I'm at work for 8 1/2 hours per day...... 'nuff said.